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A parody of common cliches and tropes found in Michael Jackson's Ghosts fanfiction. Savannah Chastity Cook is the weird daughter of the ham-fisted bigot but well meaning Mayor of peaceful small town Normal Valley. When she meets the mysterious Maestro, a man who lives in an old mansion and performs scary magic tricks to entertain the local children. They fall in love or something, but will her father drive them apart with his antics?

Warning: Terrible, confusing writing and silliness ahead.

Rated: T
Categories: Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Self-Harm
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7213 Read: 13343
Published: Mar 05, 2014 Updated: Mar 14, 2014

1. Chapter 1 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstarstar (548 words)

I shouldn't have to say this, but I do. This story is not designed to appear mean, insulting, disrespectful, or hurtful in any way. It is a parody of the sillier, more ridiculous fanfics I have read on this site and on others, designed to entertain and make the reader laugh. I am not insulting Michael Jackson or any of his loved ones/family and friends. That being said, if this kind of story isn't your thing, please don't read it, don't comment negatively, and don't take offense by it's mere existence. We're all friends here, and we dance through the clouds riding unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

2. Chapter 2 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (711 words)

Here it is, the next part. Laugh.

3. Chapter 3 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (1016 words)

And here's an extra long ditty. Stuff happens.

4. Chapter 4 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 0] (363 words)

Guess who has allergies? Yep. I can only sleep at night for as long as my medication lasts, so don't be surprised if the updates come a little slower. Not that this schlock actually requires any effort from me...

5. Chapter 5 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 1] (683 words)

This one's rather low on humor. Sorry.

6. Chapter 666 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarstar (595 words)

Allergies turned out to be a sinus infection. Hooray for antibiotics.

7. Chapter 7 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (919 words)

8. Intermission by Miri Fern [Reviews - 0] (844 words)

Tha calm before the storm, so to speak. Time to leave your seats to go pee and get a slushie refill. Or sit there alone while your friends do.

9. Chapter 9 by Miri Fern [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (1534 words)

And so it comes to an abrupt and half-assed end. Well, the ride was good while it lasted. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I liked writing it. And please, if you put this kind of thing in your own Ghosts fanfics, please take a minute to think about what you're doing.

That's all, folks!

~Miri Fern