In the spirit of Book-a-Minute, Movie-a-Minute, and the Complt Wrks of Wllm Shakspr - Condensed,

Write a condensed (ultra-condensed!) version of any book, lyric, video, movie, or biographical scene starring our lovely one who's life was all too brief.

Artistic license freely granted for this challenge!

I've submitted "Superfly" as an example, but it's a pretty poor one ;)

Write any random story that comes to mind, not matter what length. It can be funny, romantic, scary, retarded etc

However, you must include:

- Michael Jackson being nude at some point in the story.

- President Barack Obama or Michelle Obama.

- KFC party.

- A sex scene involved with Martin Bashir!

- Princess Diana in a pink thong.

- One Direction included in the story (or just one of them).

- Anthing else you want.

LOL, have fun.

NOTE: None of the above are true or are likely to happen :)

Okay, I'm new to challenges, so forgive me if this sucks. Pretty much, what you have to do is create a story using MICHAEL JACKSON: User Guide and Manual. Here are the rules.

*This must have humor

*As much as you may want an MJ unit, you have to have him ordered by accident

*This must remain T-rated (You can make as many dirty jokes, and cuss as much as you want to, but no further then that please.)

Also, it came to my attention that someone requested a Sexy mode. You can look at the reviews and it should be there. I even came up with a way to get him into that mode. First get Michael into his Flustered mode, and start flirting with him until he feels comfortable. (Note: This may take a day or two. Maybe even a week.) Then he'll start flirting back, and eventually go into his Sexy mode.

This is pretty easy, and I made it pretty loose, so that you can have fun with this. Just keep the manual handy and this should go almost as awesome as Prussia. (If you don't watch Hetalia, don't ask. . .)