Write any random story that comes to mind, not matter what length. It can be funny, romantic, scary, retarded etc

However, you must include:

- Michael Jackson being nude at some point in the story.

- President Barack Obama or Michelle Obama.

- KFC party.

- A sex scene involved with Martin Bashir!

- Princess Diana in a pink thong.

- One Direction included in the story (or just one of them).

- Anthing else you want.

LOL, have fun.

NOTE: None of the above are true or are likely to happen :)