Penname: TheJollyRoger [Contact] Real name: Cerine Kyrah Sands
Member Since: Sep 13, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm gonna be exactly what you want to see, It's you who's haunting me,
You're warning me to be the stranger in your life
Am I amusing you? Or just confusing you? Am I the beast you visualized?
And if you want to see eccentric oddities I'll be grotesque before your eyes,
Let them all materialize.


Is it scary for you? You know the stranger is you.
Is it scary for you?


Gender: female
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Reviews by TheJollyRoger
Summary:

A short describing of a hot dream with Michael...


Categories: Romance, Adult
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 956 Read Count: 864
[Report This] Published: Aug 17, 2010 Updated: Aug 17, 2010
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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow!!! This is so beautiful! One of the most beautifully formal works I've ever read! You capture the intimacy of the moment so professionally! The quality of your work is what most popular stories in this site lacks so very badly. Hope to read more works from you! Soon! Much L.O.V.E.

Summary:

A short fiction I wrote some time ago as a birthday present for one of my best friends.

God comes to warn Michael that he will be brought back home, in Heaven very soon. But Michael loves Candice so he fights with God for his life. Let's see who wins the "fight"

Inspired by Michael's song, "Heaven Can Wait". Enjoy!


Categories: Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1446 Read Count: 772
[Report This] Published: Aug 26, 2010 Updated: Aug 26, 2010
Reviewer: TheJollyRoger Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh. My. God. Your writing is SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL I'm totally in love! Love you girl! You are an amazing writer! I can't believe after all these years as a member in this site I never discovered you! You ROCK girlfriend!!! Much L.O.V.E. from my heart to yours!!! XOXO

Summary:

This is a story set that begins during the Bad tour in November 1987. It's a Comedy/Drama with a lot of risque smut in it, and it deals with alot of controversial topics. The story also has a strange twist within it that you may or may not pick up on but will become clearer as the story plays out. Written in first person from both the main character, Jean, and Michael's POV. (And occasionally the lesser characters as well)

**CHAPTER 22 IS UP!** ...And more coming today as well.


Categories: Adult, Angst, Humor, Romance
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28027 Read Count: 9205
[Report This] Published: Aug 31, 2010 Updated: Sep 02, 2010
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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Who ARE you?

Oh Sweet Jesus! Yeah that's right. Fitting in Savannah's office and all the while he was just playing along! Damn, this scene was just too good! I feel like I'm inside this story! Watching it like a movie! LOL ;-)

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Costume Girl

Wow. Great start. Great writing! I've got a feeling this is going to be one of my new favorites!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Oops.

Oh my god this was sooo funny I couldn't stop laughing! I love your style! It's so natural and yet so profound. Very expressive! I LOVE this story. I loved the parts "my heart jumped into my throat, then out of my mouth and onto the floor where it spontaneously caught fire in smoldering ash" "now you've impressemld me. Not many girls make it to thid point without a dinner and a movie first" and "if i could die and crawl into a hole and fall all the way to china I would" Hahahaha. They are all so raw and so funny, which makes everything about this chapter so appealing! I'm a fan!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Reality Check

This story just keeps getting better! Hands down to you sistah!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - It's The Hair

"My hormones however send their heartfelt regrets" gee, your dialogues are so catchy! I love your writing!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - The Claw

So adorable!!! And the want ad was hilarious! I actually had to stop reading this before I could laugh it all out and catch my breath! You are SO ORIGINAL!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Bleeding Art

The next thing I know he's gonna start hitting me like a third grader with a school yard crush! LOL this story is just too good!

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Who is it?

Yeah that sure comes as a surprise doesn't it? Seeing a portrait of yourself drawn by man who you barely knew one hour ago. LOL ;-)

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Caught Snooping

Oh I wish Michael had stared at me like that! God, what would I give to have had one moment with him. *le sigh......*

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10- Who needs a table, anyway?

Bipolar, OCD, Multiple personalities, he definitely is a cracked case. Borderline much? LOL ;-)

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - Where's Bubbles?

Yeah I noticed the sometime too. But its not that he forgets it. It comes from his midwestern accent. Sometimes sound like sometime when he says it. Welcome to the club of grammar nazis! LOL ;-)

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Oxygen Deprivation

Ooooh...... this is getting exciting...... very exciting......

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Date: Aug 02, 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - Say, Say, Say...my name.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST INTIMATE SCENE I'VE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MAESTRO!!!!!!!!! I mean its not just the physical intensity of it all but the way you've woven emotion to passion in such perfection is absolutely amazing!!!!! YOU ARE MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MJFICTION AUTHOR!!!!!!