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Summary:

Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own MICHAEL JACKSON unit! To ensure that you drain every last drop of wonderful from your unit, we have provided this user manual: reading it would be advised if you don’t want to die or get maimed.

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended


Rated: K+
Categories: Adventure, Family, Humor, Parody, Sci Fi Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2395 Read: 1532
Published: Mar 14, 2012 Updated: Mar 14, 2012
Story Notes:

Yeah, I just wrote this as a joke. But this is really fun to do. I was inspired by LolliDictator for this. If this is in any way offensive, well then, it wasn’t really intended. I’m trying to get a few laughs with this. I hope you like it.

I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Also, GhostofJealousy posted this for me on this site. But I decided it was time for me to edit it and post it on my own. I hope you enjoy this!

1. Congratulations! by The Rose Red Alchemist [Reviews - 10] starstarstarstarstar (2395 words)
I already explained everything, and not filling out the Chapter Notes makes me feel bad for some reason!