Dear Michael, my name is Kaylynn. I live in Kansas, people say it is a dangerous state, it is. We're known for our tornadoes. One day I was- oh yeah. I forgot I'm talking about you. 
The truth is... I love you so much. It's been depressing since 5th grade. Whenever I'm depressed, I put in a cd and relax. Then my world is better. I don't care what people say, I just want you!!!!! And sometimes I notice that you're really sexy. 
Plus one time I was watching videos of you meeting sick people and then you inspire me. I want to visit orphans and sick people for Christmas. I feel so bad that you don't celebrate holidays. It's fun. Sometimes it's horrible. 
Sincerely, Kaylynn. But call me Bubby. I like that name.